I mentioned I was going to try more otome visual novels, but finding one that’s actually playable might be harder than I thought. I only made it about an hour into Starry Sky ~in Spring~ before I had admit that this just wasn’t going to work. First off, there are only three guys to get […]
Harvest Moon: Hajimari no Daichi (3DS)
Harvest Moon for the 3DS, coming out early 2012, blah blah blah. If I know my Marvelous, there’ll be at least one delay before it comes out, so Summer 2012 is a safer bet. Is it just me or are those some huge-ass vegetables? How are you going to harvest those? And would anyone seriously […]
Neo Angelique not-so-Special
I finished it now, but I still hate it. It’s boring as hell. I don’t even know what to write here. Let’s start with a list of synonyms for “boring”. drudging dull ho hum humdrum insipid lifeless monotonous routine spiritless stale tedious tiresome tiring unexciting uninteresting Using high-powered arcane magic that man was never meant […]
Will o’ Wisp DS review
I finished my first ever visual novel! Will O’ Wisp is about a girl named Hanna who finds a life-sized doll in her basement after her dollmaker grandfather dies. She winds him up and he introduces himself as Will, an elemental doll. That basically means he’s alive and he belongs to her. As the game […]
Dream C Club Portable – Idiotic game
A game for idiots by idiots, starring an idiot as the main character. Dream C Club Portable makes you play an idiot who spends his weekdays either working or gambling and his weekends blowing wads of cash on idiotic girls who don’t even put out. Work, blow, work, blow, work, blow, game blows. It would be […]