Let’s get straight to the point, for once. I feel like a reprobate for liking and recommending a game about torturing teenage girls for the gamer’s sexual pleasure, so I’m taking down all my posts about Criminal Girls. I still like the game a lot – revisionist history can only go so far – but […]
What I asked for: A short, English RPG to act as a rest stop between UnchainBlades Rexx and Persona 2 What I got: Dragoneer’s Aria. Well, it’s in English all right. And it’s definitely an RPG. But at 89 hours and counting, it is hands down the longest RPG I’ve played this year. And it’s […]
My throat hurts, and my nose is all stuffy. I feel the flu coming on, so if I don’t post this now I probably won’t be able to for the next couple of days. I just finished Alicia’s route on Blue Roses Yousei to Aoi Hitomi no Senshitachi and got the Claire (oh sorry, “Crea”) […]
One day many years ago, my aunt was really hungry so she came home with a couple of burgers. She wolfed down the first one in 5 seconds flat, then chowed down the second one with gusto. Halfway through the third one she suddenly stopped and went “Hang on… These burgers are undercooked!” The obvious […]