I thought I’d be done by now, but Persona 2 is longer than I’d thought. I checked the time and I’m 19 hours in, but it feels like 190. Part of it is my fault for just not having the time, and for spending what little time I got on the theater missions. Some of it […]
Back to Persona 2
Back to my roots~ Back to my roo-woo-woo-woo-woots~ It’s time to go back to… wait, where was I going again? I totally forgot what I was supposed to do after beating the headmaster, and I didn’t want to check a FAQ. So I just spent several hours playing poker in the casino and doing a […]
Blade Dancer: Lineage of Shite (spoilers)
Damn. They got me. They really got me. Worst… Ending… EVER. Ending spoilers first: This game ends with you losing to the final boss. That’s it. So long, see ya, have fun wherever! The credits roll, the game is over. If you’ve ever run a marathon just to have someone kick you in the teeth […]
Took down all posts about Criminal Girls
Let’s get straight to the point, for once. I feel like a reprobate for liking and recommending a game about torturing teenage girls for the gamer’s sexual pleasure, so I’m taking down all my posts about Criminal Girls. I still like the game a lot – revisionist history can only go so far – but […]
Dragoneer’s Aria – Very long and very slow
What I asked for: A short, English RPG to act as a rest stop between UnchainBlades Rexx and Persona 2 What I got: Dragoneer’s Aria. Well, it’s in English all right. And it’s definitely an RPG. But at 89 hours and counting, it is hands down the longest RPG I’ve played this year. And it’s […]