Sol Trigger made me rage and The Last Story had a really weak story (moar liek “The Last Story Left After All The Good Ones Had Been Taken” amirite?), but both games at least had good gameplay going for them. Shining Blade is just crap. Poop. Excrement in game form. It’s the most eloquent way […]
Stuck in a rut
Can’t go back, don’t want to move forward. It’s my own fault I’m stuck, so don’t feel sorry for me. Arc Rise Fantasia – I don’t wanna finish it. You can’t make me! Nooo! I’ve finished Verct Skywalk (darned Dynos battle), the game has dropped its final twist, now I just have to finish the […]
Shining Blade – Confusing for Shining Hearts fans (spoilers)
It’s a bit of a stretch to call myself a Shining Hearts fan after all the things I said about it, but I didn’t exactly hate the game either. The bread-baking gimmick was great, so much so that I was inspired to bake my own. The result was more b-r-i-c-k than b-r-e-a-d, but the process […]
In which I moderately praise Phantasy Star Portable 2 for being a very good game, objectively speaking
It took me 20 hours, but I finished Phantasy Star Portable 2. Take that, stupid Kumhan! You and your stupid Light Attack that killed me 6 times until I realized it was blockable! It’s not just blockable but it’s his weakest attack once you block it. All those wasted attempts. Tch. I was a bit […]
In which I criticize Phantasy Star Portable 2 for being harder than Phantasy Star Portable
When I said I wanted to play Phantasy Star Portable 2, I lied. I don’t want to play PSP2, I want to go back in time to before I played Phantasy Star Portable and play that again. My dirty little secret is out, but I’m sure I’m not alone. I’m sure many of the fans […]