If you read that title and thought, “There’s no such thing as too many crotch shots” then congratulations! You just found the perfect video game. You can die happy now. I first became interested in Doki Doki Suikoden when I watched a video about it on Youtube. This was shortly after I’d finished Motto Nuga-Cel, […]
It took me 20 hours, but I finished Phantasy Star Portable 2. Take that, stupid Kumhan! You and your stupid Light Attack that killed me 6 times until I realized it was blockable! It’s not just blockable but it’s his weakest attack once you block it. All those wasted attempts. Tch. I was a bit […]
Welcome back. Today I continue to explain why Sol Trigger is such a stupid game. I covered the problems specific to Part 2 of the story last time, but the rest of the story was plenty bad enough to begin with. Obligatory spoiler warning, but you’re better off being spoiled and avoiding this game for […]
And another 1000 stupids for good measure. What a stupid game. And what a stupid gamer I am for seeing it through to the end. I hate Imageepoch so much right now, but I hate myself even more. *deep breath* Okay. Let’s do this. But first I must warn you that there’ll be pleeeenty of […]
A pig in lipstick is still a pig. And a rogue-like in lipstick is still a rogue-like. And I play rogue-likes not to finish them but to see how many times I die before I lose interest. So I played Zettai Hero Project for a while, lost interest and quit. End of report. You: “That’s it?! […]