Or, more accurately, The Legend of Heroes: Snails in the Sky. I’ve been playing this game for ages. Barely anything has happened and the game drags on like you wouldn’t believe. Won’t it ever end? Incidentally this is why I like to write posts at various stages of the playing process. If I’d written this […]
I finished it now, but I still hate it. It’s boring as hell. I don’t even know what to write here. Let’s start with a list of synonyms for “boring”. drudging dull ho hum humdrum insipid lifeless monotonous routine spiritless stale tedious tiresome tiring unexciting uninteresting Using high-powered arcane magic that man was never meant […]
A game for idiots by idiots, starring an idiot as the main character. Dream C Club Portable makes you play an idiot who spends his weekdays either working or gambling and his weekends blowing wads of cash on idiotic girls who don’t even put out. Work, blow, work, blow, work, blow, game blows. It would be […]
I beat Pandora. As far as SMT/spin-off bosses go, she was by far the easiest I’ve ever faced. The only reason she killed me the first time was because I didn’t know the fight was coming up, so I didn’t have enough Balms of Life and most of my personae were weak to magic. All […]
“It’s not me, it’s you.” – Me to Tsugumi, after doing Rui’s route. I couldn’t tell whether the game or the girl was to blame for my less-than-optimal experience doing Tsugumi’s route, so I decided to play Tokimeki Memorial 4 one more time to make sure. And since I’m such a good friend, what better […]