Uninstalled Genshin Impact for 2024

They should have used Nahida if they really wanted to guilt-trip me.

Genshin Impact almost qualified for the “Games I dropped in 2023” list, but was spared because I uninstalled it on a whim on January 1st instead. I’ve taken many breaks from GI in the past, but this is the first time I went so far as to uninstall it. I thought I would have second thoughts after a day or two, but no, I honestly hadn’t touched it in a while before then so it makes no difference in my life. It’s just taking up hard drive space at this point.

Why did I uninstall Genshin Impact?

I’ve played it long enough and enjoyed it enough that I’m wondering why myself. Up until the end of Sumeru, I played it very regularly, so I honestly think Fontaine has a lot to do with it. Firstly, the story was flat out depressing and off-putting, as I mentioned in my last brief post on Genshin Impact. Not just the main archon quest involving Furina being mentally tortured for centuries, but also the whole serial killer sub plot.

In fact, mainly the serial killer sub plot because the game wouldn’t let it go. Even after I finished the archon quest, I played Furina’s character quest hoping for some much-needed catharsis, but nooo. Let’s spend an hour talking about this really great person who got murdered by this guy, along with many others, and let’s read all about her last moments in excruciating detail because that’ll really make players feel good, right?

Also while it was good that Furina was forgiven (?!) by the people of Fontaine and returned to the stage in her character quest, I still felt rotten about all she had to go through. It’s bad enough that she got little acknowledgement for her suffering, but then Paimon had to act like an utter twat and rub in her fallen status. Nyaah nyaah, you’re poor and lonely now. Seriously, Paimon? Even if you don’t know her history, is this how you behave to your friends? Friendly to slimebags like Lyney and mean and nasty to poor little Furina? If I didn’t hate Paimon before, I do now.

And speaking of Lyney and his pals, having to pal around with the Fart-hooey is another reason I didn’t enjoy Fontaine. That organization as a whole has done, has tried to do, is unapologetically continuing to do so many bad things on and off screen, but somehow I have to get myself jailed to save the guy who almost drowned an entire city to please his boss? And I have to work with the shady, dishonest kids to do that in the most boring arc ever? Now I think of it, the beginning of the end for GI and I was when there was a free Freminet given away in an event and I was like “Why the hell would I want that?!” At that point, I had already mentally uninstalled, and January 1st was just a formality.

Apart from the story, the combat is still fun but both working on my parties and fighting enemies has gotten stagnant. Now that I’ve gotten a decent party and grown fairly strong, the sense of progression and growing stronger that I enjoy in gacha games is severely reduced. Doing battle quests and mini-games with my party is still fun in its own way, but not as much as it was when I was relying on kind strangers to help me beat Pyro Regisvine. Good old days.

My major characters all have good enough equipment, and all I was doing in recent times was grinding for optimum artifacts – the quickest way to take the fun out of a game. Crap artifact to decent = big jump, everyone’s happy. But after that the gains are marginal and it gets annoying fighting the same domain 20 times in a row to get 50 pieces of trash. At least the similarly frustrating Epic Seven offers background battling now, but you know Mihoyo will never go for that because they think their game is sooo wonderful.

And it is, really. Objectively speaking. Playing Xenoblade Chronicles 3 and Shin Megami Tensei V recently made me appreciate the exploration in Genshin Impact all the more. The maps are huge, and I can go all over the place as long as I have stamina. Instead of being stumped by a tiny ledge that forces me to take a long detour, I’m climbing literal mountains on just a bowl of almond tofu. And the graphics are gorgeous too. Best of all, it’s completely free! I can put up with a lot of frustation in exchange for “completely free,” let me tell you.

That’s why despite all I have said above, Genshin Impact is only dropped “for 2024.” Although the story leaves me cold and pulling and gearing characters isn’t as exciting as it used to be, the exploration is still rock solid. If I reinstall in late 2025 (God willing), both Natlan and Snezhnaya and maybe some other cool places like the Mare Jivari will be out, and I’ll be able to explore, and explore, and explore, and explore… Whew! So see you then, assuming the game is still running and I still care!

Games I dropped in 2023

The latest in a series of “games that sucked too much to play” posts I’ve been doing since… 2013? No, 2011. This is where I collect all the games I played too briefly to bother reviewing in depth. There were very few of them in 2023, though, because I didn’t focus much on gaming for reasons I’ve already explained.

Brown Dust 2: The only game I seriously tried last year. And not just once, but twice. I downloaded it about two months after it came out, played for two days, couldn’t stand the battle system and dropped it. Then recently I heard they had a PC client and it was their half-anniversary, so I downloaded it again, played for two days again, and dropped it this time for good.

I really thought I would like it because I (used to) like grid-based SRPGs, and I also liked the art style that reminded me of Saga Frontier 2 a bit. But the battle style was too puzzle-like for me, i.e. you have to use specific skills on specific enemies to win. Knock this one back, hit that group with a AOE spell, set up this other move, that kind of thing. I find that kind of gameplay stressful because it means I can’t use my favorite characters to unga-bunga my way through the various stages but have to rely either on my failing wits or a guide. Yeah, not happening.

The second turn-off was playing the Christmas event about some girls in a bar trying to fight against some dictator. I was already turned off by the brutal murder of a character in the event prologue and the extremely bleak mood of the city (obviously we’re going to be trying and failing to defeat this dictator lady for 200 chapters), but it didn’t help that the stage had a stealth component that meant I had to go around dodging lights to make any progress. Get caught and you have to start the stage again. I hate stealth. I hate stealth. I hate stealth. And once more for good measure, I HATE STEALTH!

The third turn-off, which is really just a bonus, was the lack of any interesting characters for me to latch onto. The main character I initially started with is this faceless “hentai protagonist” kind of character that the ladies in his party are nevertheless crazy about… can’t get behind that. Then when I had kind of made my peace with that, I had to switch to another party with more characters I don’t care about. That’s when I dropped the game the first time. Like, you had your chance already.

Brown Dust 2 is a fine-looking game, so if the combat had been to my taste and the event story hadn’t been so depressing, maaaaybe I wouldn’t have dropped it? It’s a big maybe though, because everything else about it didn’t hook me in two attempts and I don’t feel like trying a third time. This experience has also made me a lot less eager to try supposed “strategy RPG” gachas like Archeland and Aster Tartariqus, not that they’re ever going to get licensed anyway.

Dragon Ball Z Dokkan Battle: I actually played this in 2022 but forgot to mention it in the 2022 edition. I quite liked it, to be honest. I can’t remember what made me install it, or what I was expecting, but I had fun getting stronger and doing bigger and fancier numbers against enemies. Get a load of this power level, Vegeta! Somehow I’d always expected a Dragonball game to have fighting game mechanics, so the colored balls system was like… huh? But it’s always been a wacky franchise, so anything goes.

The main reason I dropped it was that I had installed it on a wonky old phone, so it used to take forever to load, and it crashed very often. I got angry one day and just shut the whole thing down, though I felt a bit sorry afterwards.

The other reason I left was because I was overwhelmed by the sheer number of alternate versions of characters. I doubt I’m exaggerating when I say there were like 50 different Gokus, from child Goku to teen, then adult, then DBZ, DB Super, all in various colors for the different elements. And that’s not even counting the fusions like Gogeta and Vegitto. It made pulling for characters very hard and confusing, though the standard gacha policy of “Get the latest and shiniest version” served me well.

Third reason, which I can easily resolve, is that I haven’t watched most of Dragonball Super, so I didn’t know a lot of the characters, and I didn’t want to be spoiled by what little story Dokkan Battle has. When I have some downtime later this month, I’d like to get back to Super and finally find out who/what characters like Goku Black and Zamasu are. Then maybe I’ll get back into Dokkan Battle, you never know.

Another Eden: The Cat Beyond Time and Space: I dropped it long ago, but in my head I always meant to go back. That’s why I carefully stored the ID number I need to recover my account… or I thought I did, but when I redownloaded the game last year and began hunting for the number… oops. Couldn’t find it anywhere. Did I delete it? Upload it somewhere? And what kind of game doesn’t have Google linking in this day and age? There’s no way I’m going to start Another Eden from scratch after all I’ve been through (not to mention I’ve gotta have my Pizzica-chan) so that’s it for me and Another Eden. Aww…

Honorable mentions

Two gacha games I’d previously enjoyed were closed/announced their closure in 2023. Princess Connect! Re:Dive global edition and Dissidia: Final Fantasy – Opera Omnia, may you rest in peace. For Priconne, it’s not so bad firstly because I’m not that big a fan and secondly because the Japanese version is still going strong.

I’m a little sadder about Opera Omnia, because I kept hoping they would pull themselves out of the unfun and unsustainable death spiral that was the Force Era. I’ll miss it a lot, but at the same time I have no desire to play it in its current state, so I understand why it’s going down. Evidently I wasn’t the only one put off by gimmicky bosses with billions of HP requiring specific strategies with specific characters and specific weapons to beat them. I just want to have fun with my favorite FF characters in a gacha game, and I think Dissidia came closest to making that happen. Hopefully Square-Enix will learn a lesson from this and… hahahahaha, I crack me up. Farewell, Dissidia!

Happy New Year 2024! No resolutions this year either!… or wait a minute…

Come to think of it, I should just stop writing (non-)resolution posts altogether and stick to wishing everyone a happy new year. Happy New Year! And a belated Merry Christmas as well. In 2023 I put gaming in the back seat while I focused on getting my financial house in order, so to speak, but I still played a lot of gacha games. I even managed to finish Shin Megami Tensei V on December 31st, more on that in the near future. Please remind me if I forget.

There were plenty of ups and downs in 2023, but in the end I did manage to get some financial ducks in a row. More or less. At the very least I identified some leaks and plugged some holes – and incidentally realized that gaming makes up a miniscule amount of my total spending every year. This makes it totally okay to buy more games so I did get a few things over the holidays (mostly puzzle games). But really I have so many already that it doesn’t make sense to waste money on titles I probably won’t play this year.

So what WILL I play this year? On reflection, apart from my usual gacha fare, I do have a few games I want to either finish or delete for good in 2024.

– Romancing Saga 2: I started it earlier this year and found it really boring, but after playing Romancing Saga Re;Universe a little longer, I got curious about the origins of some of my best characts like Noel, Rocbouquet and Gerard, so I got back into it after finishing SMT V. It’s growing on me…ish.

– Undernauts: I played it for a while and got annoyed by the direction the story was taking, but now I can’t even remember what the problem was, so it should be safe to go back now.

– Final Fantasy XIII: I’ve been struggling to play it for too long. It’s time to put up or shut up. If I don’t manage to successfully play it, or if I can’t even bring myself to try it by December 2024, I’m going to uninstall and delete it and never look back.

– Tokyo Xanadu eX+: Similar situation to FFXIII except I started playing it some years ago and made it quite far before dropping it. But I really like the battle system, so I started a fresh game. And dropped that too. If it’s not finished by December 2024, into the “was nice knowing ya” bin it goes.

– Atelier Lydie & Scumbag: I get a bit irritated every time I see the icon on my desktop. Also it’s been a while since I played an Atelier game, so I might as well. I’ve lost some of my passion for the series, but I still like crafting games, so I should be able to enjoy this as long as I don’t take it too seriously.

Checking last year’s resolutions, it seems I achieved 50% of what I’d said I would do gaming-wise: I beat Episode 4 10-10 of Epic Seven, but I didn’t touch Xenoblade Chronicles 3 all year. I’m not even adding to my “play or delete” list because I don’t want to do either. Apparently the $29.99 DLC extension is good, but bluntly speaking, I can’t see how that would possibly be the case. I loved exploring the various areas of XC3, but everything else… Anyway, we can talk about it in more detail if I ever finish it.

But back to my real New Year’s resolutions, i.e. the non-gaming stuff. Having focused on finances in 2023, in 2024 I want to think about my health. First off, I must stop my waistline from expanding further!! The four cakes and two tubs of ice cream in December did not help, but, I mean, it was Christmas, yeah? But Christmas is over, and it’s time to return to common sense. And just generally try to be more physically active in 2024. All of my hobbies like music, reading, gaming etc. are very sedentary, and now that I’m <a certain age>, I’m starting to feel the effects of too much sitting and lying around.

In practical terms, things shouldn’t change too much except I’ll try to stand/stretch/walk for a while after every hour of sitting or lying down, which will interrupt many a gaming session but them’s the breaks. In theory, gacha games on the mobile phone should be quite conducive to standing up and stretching, doing a few squats or jogging in place while waiting for something to finish… not that I would know because I’ve never tried. Also I play most of my gacha on emulator now anyway… this isn’t looking good ^^; But I’ll give it my best shot!

Okay, that’s enough posting for one day. Time for a stretch break and then I have some characters to gear in Epic Seven. The grind never ends! Happy New Year!

Shin Megami Tensei V – 42 hours in, roaming Tokyo till the end of day

I’m quite enjoying Shin Megami Tensei V now, even though I just spent the past 10 hours wandering around Tokyo trying to shut down Ishtar’s devices (doesn’t really spoil anything). The maps are horrendous because you can only climb in very specific spots, so a device might be right there in front of you, but you have to go all the way round and double back and pass over this narrow bridge just to get to it. C’mon, with my jumping skills, I should be able to make it up there by jumping on rubble. Or I can get a rope. Or I can create a make-shift ladder. Anything but constantly roaming around getting lost trying to get to particular spots on the map.

The story is also junk. So far, at least. I said I was going to pick the Chaos path this time, but the demons are so dumb and whiny. I’d be lowering myself if I sided with them. The game is pushing the “Anything but Law” narrative so harshly that I want to side with the angels instead, but that would mean being on the same side as that dorky Dazai guy. Ughh. I’ll just pick whatever answers I want to pick and take my inevitable Law ending like a champ.

More importantly, I should be about 60-70% of the way through the game now, if SMT IV is anything to go by. That was about 60 hours long for me, though I didn’t get lost quite as badly there. Nahobino is pushing level 57, Demon Compendium is about 58% full, but I rarely make it to 100% or level 99 in these games so I’m estimating it will be over by around level 90-95-ish.

Ideally I would love to show screenshots my build and my current batch of demons because they’re all doing great. I’m going for a magic nuker build and putting almost everything into Magic except for a few points in other stats very early on. It helps that the game gives you stat points on leveling up so it’s not fully dependent on your choice like in some dungeon crawlers I’ve played. Right now I have 40s in every stat except Magic which just hit 70 IIRC. Wasn’t really feeling the damage until I got a certain demon’s magic that goes beyond “-dyne” magic, AND I invested a few glory points in improving my magic skills. Now we’re cooking with gas!

Really wanted to take those screenshots, but when I took the first one, the game froze on me, then it gave me a “Corrupted Data” error! 😱😱😱 The Switch automatically tried to fix the corrupted data but it didn’t work, so it deleted my game! I had to redownload and reinstall, I was pissing myself (figurately speaking! figurately speaking, okay?!) thinking I had lost everything and would have to start all over again. Luckily, phew, all my save files were intact, and I picked up where I’d left off.

That was about 20 hours ago, and I have way more to lose now, so I’m definitely not touching that screenshot button any more! According to Google, this tends to happen when your SD card is on the fritz. Mine is definitely very old. I used to use it in the 3DS IIRC? Yeah, it’s ancient. I should get a newer one this Christmas, preferably a bigger one so it can hold all those humongous RPGs at once. I still have Xenoblade Chronicles 3, Persona 5, Romancing Saga 2 and 3, and Dragon Quest XI (maybe?) to play.

Maybe he’s born with it.

Back to Shin Megami Tensei V, what am I liking so much about it? I’d say it’s 90% just the Pokemon-ness of it all. Wooing and collecting demons, raising them, fusing them to create more demons, going back to collect some more to use as fusion fodder, and on and on the cycle goes. That’s most of the fun of an SMT/Persona game for me.

The other 10% is actually using the demons in battle. I’ve always liked the Press Turn system where you get extra turns for hitting enemy weaknesses and so on and so forth. SMT V has made things even easier with a cheap Spyglass item that lets you check almost all enemy weaknesses at the start of battle. Not only that, but the SMT series tends to carry weaknesses over, so I knew even without checking that Feng Huang was weak to ice, for example. Or that Girimekhala repels physical attacks. No more guesswork is both a little sad and a huge relief.

In general it’s just fun getting stronger, recruiting stronger allies and moving to new areas so I can get new demons for fusion. It’s just unfortunate that there’s no slavish adulation for the main character like there was in SMT V. It’s nice having people standing around saying “Kyaaa, you’re so sugoi~” sometimes, y’know? Nahobino is just being bossed around and insulted by all kinds of people all day, no wonder he wants to destroy everything. …oh wait, that’s me. Welp, better get back to it!

Shin Megami Tensei V – Finally picking up after 12 hours (early story spoilers)

I’ve heard of slow starts, but Shin Megami Tensei V was ridiculous. 10+ hours wandering in a boring wasteland with a bad map before you’re finally given some semblance of a story is just too much. The setting is that you’re an ordinary (you’re never ordinary but let’s not go there) high school student in a Tokyo where weird things are happening. One day you wander into a tunnel which collapses, and then you find yourself in another world. You merge with a strange creature being attacked by demons (or was it you being attacked, and was it angels or demons, I forget) and gain new powers to fight against your foes.

…And that’s all the story you get for the next 10 hours while you trudge to the Tokyo Diet Building, ostensibly to save a kidnapped acquaintance but more for lack of anything better to do. Eventually, after much tedium and some tribulation, you arrive, fight a boss you could totally have beaten but the game won’t let you, and then you FINALLY, FINALLY make it back to Tokyo.

And lose your sexy combat suit, alas.

Once you do, it is only then that someone pops out of the woodwork to deign to explain things to you. Apparently our “Tokyo” is not the real Tokyo. Rather the Netherworld we just came from is. Ours is a replacement created by “the god of law” after Netherworld Tokyo was destroyed in a war 18 years ago. And now demons want to takeover the simulated Tokyo as well but never fear, Bethel Japan (the organization I’m going to end up rebelling against before long) is here to save the day. And the main character is ready to fight too. All right! Time to get into action! Our first course of order is… going back to school?!

…Wait, what?

After all I’ve gone through, the battles I’ve fought, the experiences I’ve (not really) had, and the things you’ve told me, you want me to go back to a classroom?! But they were serious, so back to school I went. Hmm, do I have any parents at all in this scenario? Any family members or friends? Who pays my school fees? 🤔 I think that’s what the main character was thinking as he stared blankly into space on his first day back in school.

Luckily, these days of tedium were not to last. All hell happily broke loose the next day, and I’m totally here for it. In most of the Shin Megami Tensei games I’ve played, there’s a formula where there are three routes called Law (represented by angels), Chaos (demons), and Neutral (human). The angels are usually presented as pompous, bullying jerks while the demons are stubborn and senseless brutes. Usually the human route is presented as the most sensible one, and also the most difficult one to get.

And so, being a sensible person, I would normally go through all kinds of hoops and check various FAQs to make sure I was on the right track to getting the Neutral end. Not this time, though. This time I want to see everything burn. The world is already mostly destroyed, humanity is overrated, and I feel zero attachment to my classmates and so-called “friends” with their whiny stories and shady agendas. Destroy it all! Burn it all to the ground! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

So yeah, if you don’t hear from me for a while, I’m busy destroying the planet one wrong decision at a time. Catch ya later!