Tokyo Majin Gakuen Kenpuuchou – Great stuff!

tokyo majin gakuen coverIf I had known it was an SRPG all along I would have played Tokyo Majin much sooner. The only game in the series I’d played was Tokyo Mono Hara Shi, which was a boring visual novel with passable dungeon crawling thrown in, so I wasn’t expecting much when I started the original Tokyo Majin Gakuen game.

On one hand I really should shed this habit going into new games blind and being shocked by what I get, but on the other hand words can’t describe how happy I was when this turned out to be a normal SRPG. For once I can see what all the fuss was about in a particular game.

Of course to get to the battles I have to sit through a minimum of 40 minutes of visual novel ‘action’ each episode but this time it’s actually good. My Japanese is good, but not so good that I can point to this line or that and say exactly what is ‘off’ about it the way I can in English. Nevertheless it’s still easy to tell bad writing from good writing. For one thing the former is a chore to sit through in any language while the latter just flows effortlessly off the page. Or screen. Sure the Tokyo Majin characters are cheesy, sure they repeat the same jokes over and over again, but the characterization is good enough and the dialogue is compelling enough that you really don’t care. It’s like an episode of a sitcom where you already know how the characters are going to behave and you tune in precisely to see them do it. Do please go on, this is most interesting

Games I quit early, 2014 edition

games in the trashWelcome to the fourth annual edition of “Games I started but realized they sucked and dumped them so quickly that I didn’t have anything to write about!” *canned applause* Happily enough the list gets shorter and shorter every year, partly because I’m more discerning about what I even start, partly because I’ve had all my consoles and handhelds for years so there isn’t much left to play and partly because I play fewer games overall these days. Without further ado, last year’s victims:

Pandora’s Tower (Wii) – This is an unusual case in that I haven’t 100% quit it. The dull art and ‘save the princess’ storyline didn’t really grab me, and the gameplay was too “action game-ish” and “puzzle-y” for me to make it past the first few floors, but I can see myself coming back in a couple of years when I’m better at action games and giving it a proper try. If Phantasy Star Portable, FF Type-0 and The Last Story have taught me anything, it’s that when I get into an ARPG system, I get into it in a major way. Maybe that will happened with Pandora’s Tower someday. Dropped for the foreseeable future. Do please go on, this is most interesting

Finished Avalon Code. Not sure how to feel (spoilers)

Tia (Avalon.Code)Sometimes I push myself to finish a game and I’m glad I did it. Other times I finish a game and it’s like… meh. Okay so I finished Avalon Code. And? Still, I’m not going to tell anyone contemplating dropping it to keep playing, but if there’s anyone who wants to soldier on regardless, I’m going to share a few tips that helped me make it through the game.

First, though, I’m going to spoil the story for those who want to quit. The world is coming to an end, there’s a Book of Prophecy and it’s your job to record things that should be carried over to the next world. And might I add at this juncture that it seems very foolish to me that you end up filling 70% of the book with monsters and weapons. A few humans, a few flowers, hardly any normal animals or trees or other flora and fauna. What kind of nightmarish world are you creating anyway?

But anyway, you spend some time collecting stuff, then at the end of Chapter 5 your so-called friend Rex steals the Book and gives it to the bad guys. The bad guys use it to destroy half the town. Your chief love interest gets sucked into the book. The king has you arrested for the deed and everyone in town turns against you. If you haven’t played a game where all your allies suddenly turn against you, I could see how that would be devastating. Some of us have played Nora to Toki no Koubou though, so this was just child’s play. Do please go on, this is most interesting

Happy New Year! Plus 2015 gaming resolutions

calvin and hobbes resolutionsHappy New Year! The number 2015 sounds so accomplished and mature somehow, so that means I have to be mature and accomplished about my gaming choices this year. Or I could just take the easy route and play whatever catches my eye like I always do. Decisions, decisions…

Last year I only managed to play 3 of the 6 games I put on the list, which is a failing grade in any class in the world. The three I didn’t get round to will get gaming priority early this year, and then I’ll be tackling sequels to games I mostly regretted playing. Why play the sequels then? Because I’m a secret masochist, that’s why. Without my further ado, my 2015 list:

1. Shining Ark (PSP) – Shining Blade was terrible, but its flaws are fairly easily fixed: better story, no more cameos and challenging enemies to use the excellent battle system against. I have faith in Sega’s ability to fix these problems, but just because they can do something doesn’t mean they will. I won’t force myself to finish Shining Ark if it proves to be as bad as its predecessor. Do please go on, this is most interesting

Merry Christmas, every-nyan! Plus some site news

gaming at christmasChristmas is a time for hanging out with family, eating and drinking lots of delicious treats and then sleeping everything off like a baby, little suspecting the horror that awaits you the next time you step on the bathroom scale.

As a dutiful citizen, I have been doing my part to make the world a little heavier… and not just by eating a mountain of cake. Of the 5 (!) cakes I baked in the past week, only one was a complete disaster, and two of them were actually pretty good! I must have leveled up in Baking in the past year. Maybe one day I’ll even be able to make edible bread!

Which is all to say I haven’t done too much gaming over the past couple of days. And actually I couldn’t play Wild Arms 5 if I wanted to, because my brother has commandeered my PS2 and is replaying Dragon Quest VIII for the 5th (or is it 6th) time. Between my two brothers, that game has been played at least 10 times from start to finish. We definitely got our money’s worth on that one… except it’s my money and I’ve never played the game and probably never will at this rate. Do please go on, this is most interesting